Отель Хасбин Лют и Адам
Биография персонажей:
Адам (Первый человек на земле) Главный в раю
Лют (Помощница Адама главный Экзорцист) предана Адаму
Чарли Морнинг Стар (Создатель Отеля Хасбин) дочь Люцифера
Вэгги (Девушка Чарли) Бывший Экзорцист
Люцифер (Король ада) Отец Чарли
Энжел Даст ( Пыльный Ангел) порно звезда который продал душу Валентино чтобы сниматься в студии порно фильмов
Фанфик:
Чарли: Да, алё пап
Люц: Слушай Чарли мне надо поговорить с небесами с ходишь место меня я просто занят
Чарли: ДА КОНЕЧНО ПАП!
Люц: Умница!
Вэгги: Чарли ты чего
Чарли: Мне позвонил отец и сказал чтоб я сходила место него поговорить с небесами
Вэгги: Сразу после истребление что-то тут не так, Слушай Чарли, Чарли, Чарли!
Энжел: Эта сука уже за пол квартала
Вэгги: Нет..!
Песня:
I can do this, somehow I know it
I'll get Heaven behind my plans
Charlie, hold on
There's just no way I could blow it
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance
It's just a meeting
To change their minds and touch their hearts
Or whatever angels have
This could be bad
Cheer up, Vaggie
This could be swell
Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell
Okay, but just don't sing to them
That bitch is halfway down the street
Is she-?
Oh, she's dancin'
Ugh, no
There's a warm, fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air
Every street so revealing, it's hard not to stare
It's a realm so appealing, it beats anywhere
If you don't mind the smell
It's a happy day in Hell
Hi, mister!
Go fuck yourself!
There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul
Hello!
Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole
Ah, excuse me!
Doing what is required, we all have our role
I'm not doing well
Another shitty day in Hell
If I can show them the dream I've dreamed
That any soul can change
Those angels' minds are hard to change
Then they will know everyone can be redeemed
From the evil to the strange
They're bloodthirsty and deranged!
I can hear all their stories, the lost and displaced
And I know that they're more of an acquired taste
But if I open the door and I give them a place
At my Hazbin Hotel
It'll be a happy day in Hell
From the porn studio, where the cinephiles go
To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows
To the Cannibal Town, where they don't wear a frown
'Cause holy shit, oh my gosh, why?!
And I don't give a crow that his brains got in my eye!
'Cause I know I can spare them from Heaven's genocide
I can do this, I just know it (there's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul)
I'll get Heaven behind my plans
There's just no way I could blow it (I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole)
Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance to change their minds
And touch my parts
Uh, no thank you, I'm just gonna
Fulfill my destiny!
Your loss, bitch
I can already tell
Today is gonna be a fuckin' happy day in Hell
Чарли: Так... Тут кто нибудь есть?
Ладно
Здрасьте
Адам: Здрасьте! хочешь?
Чарли: Давайте
Адам: ХАХАХАХАХА!!! Наебал тебя!
Чарли: Ммм... Ладно
Адам: Ладно чё хотела?! У мало время!
Чарли: А точно!
Песня:
Okay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time
And I feel like you weren't hearing me before
So here it goes
I know Hell's population is out of control
It's a bad situation
It's taking a toll
If we rehab these Sinners
And cleanse all their souls
At my Hazbin Hotel
Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!
Right! Extermination!
I know you guys fly down
Just to kill once a year
And it must be annoying
To schlep all the way here
If they join you in Heaven
That trip disappears!
You can wave that chore farewell
It'll be a happy day in he-
Let me stop you right there
Oh
Save us all precious time
Okay
If what you're suggesting
Is letting them climb
Up the ladder
Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates?
Well, uh
Sorry, sweetie
But there's no defyin' their fates!
'Cause Hell is forever
Whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better
Now they boil in the pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives
Until we kill 'em again!
Okay, but
Just try to chillax, babe
You're wasting your breath
Did I hear you imply
That they don't deserve death?
Are they Winners?
Are they Sinners?
'Cause it's cut and dry
Well, actually, if you take a look
Fair is fair, an eye for an eye!
And when all's said and done (said and done)
There's the question of fun (fun)
And for those of us with Divine Ordainment
Extermination is entertainment!
Bow-now-now-nownow
Guitar solo, fuck yeah!
Oh, da-ah-ah now-now-n-now-n-now-n-now-n-nownownow
Ugh
Hell is forever
Whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better (where the Hell did you people come from?)
Now they boil in the pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives
Until we kill 'em again!
Fuckin' Hell's forever
And it's meant to suck a lot
So give up your dumb endeavor
'Cause you don't have a shot!
Long as I've got your attention
I guess I should probably mention
That we made the determination
To move up the next Extermination!
What?
Can't wait a whole year
To slaughter those little cunts
I know it's just been a week
But we'll be back in six months!
Um, wait, didn't you
Ugh, shit!
Адам: Слушай Лют может поебёмся?
Лют: Ну давай
Адам начал входить в Лют начал ебать Лют кончать в рот Лют. Лют дрочила член потом он начал ебать в пизду и кончил в пизду Лют.
И вы скажите ухты у Адама будет ребёнок я скажу да в 10 серии
Ладно на этом конец